dude they're probably with your caravan keys, car keys, lighter and baccy... in full view for all to see... except those who have lost their glasses of course LOL

must make it hard to find your glasses when you've lost them, kind of like looking for your torch in the dark... but in your case your torch is on and in your hand and you're still looking for it LOL
I lost a set of keys the other week... was going mental, shouting at the kids for picking them up and putting them somewhere, storming around the garden going frantic with more shouting... only to find them in my pocket the whole time! the only place i hadn't checked LOL... of course I appologised to the family, in my own way with grunts and groans
